The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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