im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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