in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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