So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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