sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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