If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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