To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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