um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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