Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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