One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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