it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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