We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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