How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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