I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You ate ashes out of my bong
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