my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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