? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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