if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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