I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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