Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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