That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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