Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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