I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
