So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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