so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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