WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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