I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
