I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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