dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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