Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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