these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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