brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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