I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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