how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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