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Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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