I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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