I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
