Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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