Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I would ride that face into the sunset
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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