Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
