Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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