wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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