What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
