Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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