So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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