did you get engaged???
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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