Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
