you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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