Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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