I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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