He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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